My Friends Despise My Love For Jack Horner

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jesterjamz
jesterjamz

REAGAN IS HERE? FUCKING REAGAN IS HERE???

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RONALD REAGAN IS NOT IN MY INTERMEDIATE ALGEBRA CLASS

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you sure like this post huh

supraobsessed

This deserves to be a heritage post, and the fact that this isn't a sin I've decided

godmodebeginswithlesbians

yknow what i agree. leta get this ball rolling

supraobsessed

I'm glad we can come to see it my way

galladegamer

I think I know a friend of mine who can help this post out. You know what to do!

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gardenofroseandthorn:
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This is such an important and genuinely terrifying post. I could completely go off on the rise of anti-science, but for now I’ll just add: it isn’t just boomers that get...
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sameboot

This is such an important and genuinely terrifying post. I could completely go off on the rise of anti-science, but for now I’ll just add: it isn’t just boomers that get deceived. This is a warning to all of us.

Pay ATTENTION to what you are being told. If you think you cannot be deceived, you leave yourself open to deception. Question, doubt, research research research. Learn about your personal biases, dig up any subconscious cognitive dissonance. Keep an eye on your mind.

oldmanyellsatcloud

It needs to be stressed that biases, not a lack of intelligence, is very much the issue here. Being aware of the need to fact check yourself is key: Intelligence won’t protect you from bad or unhealthy mental states, or keep you safe from cults of any sort. Intelligence will just make it easier for you to rationalize and attempt to justify the malformed tools you’ve taken/been given to yourself and others. You need to be wise enough to challenge yourself.

gardenofroseandthorn

As a cult survivor, this is lethally accurate.

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furryprovocateur

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

autumnday19

Need it to be easier?

  • baby carrots (good dipped in ranch)
  • Celery sticks (add some peanut butter or cream cheese for extra flavor and protein)
  • Broccoli (good with ranch, cheese, or salt/pepper/butter)
  • Canned peas (you can microwave in a microwave-safe bowl. Good with salt/pepper/butter)
  • Bell peppers (cut into strips, good with cream cheese)
  • Canned green beans (can be microwaved in microwave-safe bowl. Good with salt/pepper/butter)
  • Hummus (good with crackers or tortilla chips)
  • Salsa (good with tortilla chips)
  • Guacamole (good with tortilla chips)

Need it in something?

Can't see it:

  • Hummus
  • salsa
  • Guacamole

Can see but disguised flavor (can usually be found store bought or done at home and use different veggies):

Texture problems:

Need it soft:

  • Hummus
  • Salsa
  • Guacamole
  • Cooked carrots
  • Avocados
  • Beans (personally I prefer black beans and canned baked beans)
  • Peas (make sure to cook well, great value brand has the softest peas I've tried)
  • Cooked broccoli (note: it does smell bad while cooking)
  • Cooked asparagus (note: also smells bad while cooking)
  • Cooked zucchini and squash (good together but can be eaten separate)
  • You can also puree most vegetables and eat with a spoon or use them as a dip

Needs to be crunchy:

  • Raw carrots
  • Raw celery
  • Raw bell peppers
  • Salad (remember you can put whatever you want in it! Even if that means no lettuce)
  • Most veggies are okay raw, and are usually very crunchy

Veggies google says stay crunchy after lightly cooking:

  • Snap peas
  • Brussel sprouts
  • Cabbage
  • Water chestnut
  • Bamboo shoots

Broad texture tips:

  • You can change textures by eating raw, cooking, chopping, pureeing, etc
  • You can separate different textures to use in different ways (ie using broccoli tops in a soup and eating the bottoms raw)

It also really helps to think about why you dislike a vegetable. I found that I am scared of green foods so I like to use those veggies for ingredients in things they are well hidden for. I've also learned that watching something while eating helps because then I'm not looking at the gross green things. When possible, I also like to get help hiding it (ie using cream of celery soup in my chicken and dumplings).

sundove88
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We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

xikar

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

doublereversequadrupleagent

What?

patron-de-los-santos

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

team-magma-grunt-gordi

Where, where have you been sending it?!

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thatidiotagain

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

silver-tongues-blog

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

just-a-cryptid

Oh no guys, you won’t believe what’s occurred-

blasphemyisjustforyou

Ah fuck lads, my hand slipped

halcyonterror

Not sorry~ bread is love, bread is life.

scp-10000

“This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.“  

Reblog to keep giving the nebulous second grader thier bread for many more years.

mikami1992

I do not know what is happening…
but just in case…

i reblogged bread

a-sentient-cup

I reblogged the bread

AND I LIKED IT

stinkysweatymothgirl

get totally fucking bread

sorceress-foxgirl-lilac

9 years now if I count correctly

the-trash-eating-llama

Mmmm…. garlic bread.

aroace-and-has-a-mace

breadsticks > garlic bread

the-trash-eating-llama

I raise you,

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Garlic Breadsticks

thatclosetdemon

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the-ethereal-grave-doctor

BREWAAAAAAFDDDDDSS

pokesaur16

Devour the messiah as a isopod devours a whale both higher beings consumed because nothing last forever

crowcussion

the lack of mold on this bread shows it’s truly godlike powers despite all the years it has existed

sundove88

Too late!

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maverikloki

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

deejohnes

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

maverikloki

hence:

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nethaca

This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

lamsandmulletteblog

This is everything

karpad

@meanmulatto

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noitemspeachonlyfinaldestination

it doesnt make sense tho

navy blue was literally named for its use in the BRITISH ROYAL NAVY in the mid-1700’s

maroon is literally an evolution of french marron, meaning chestnut. its a brownish red. like a chestnut.

like, the kids making these memes need to take a fucking elective that isnt a sport. do teenage boys still think that “art is for fags” or something? learn colors, you sound stupid!!!!

violetkirjava

This is like hilarious but also stop being pretentious, it’s a perfectly fair comparison to make. Navy blue = a darker and more desaturated blue and maroon = a darker and more desaturated red. The modifier “navy” is so disconnected enough from its roots that it makes sense for it to assume a new contextual meaning. Sure, the name comes from the British navy using it, but what we’re talking about is how it modifies a color.

noitemspeachonlyfinaldestination

i do not care how pretentious i sound, this joke is picking the lowest-hanging fruit ive ever seen. its LAZY.

it comes across as “haha look at this funny r/showerthoughts post i saw!!! so relatable, am i right fellow non-artists?”

its a low effort joke aimed at people who could not be paid to give a shit about trying any artistic medium, but lose their mind over a notebook sketch someone does in 15 minutes and scream “I WISH I COULD DRAW LIKE YOU” as if it doesnt take years of practice; like the artist was born with an “artistic gene” or some bullshit

all i ask is that people try just a little bit more to not sound dumb when theyre trying to be funny

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wonderweird

This guy thinks it’s an insult to artists where as I’m pretty sure a sizable amount of the notes on this post  are artists saying ‘’YEAH THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!! NAVY RED!!’’

so-basically-im-jevil

if you don’t know the name origin of every single color ever then you aren’t an artist

payeehay

and mustard is navy yellow

bogmummytakethewheel

the navy trifecta: navy blue, maroon, and mustard. this leads into a gateway to a whole new color spectrum: the navy color wheel

bogmummytakethewheel

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i did the best I could

i-say-ok

ok. :)

bulbiedorf

Isn’t that just the homestuck troll blood color spectrum